I hope in millions of years time, this is the last photo that remains of the human race and that aliens base the anatomy of people from this.
justin bieber threatened a photographer, had his monkey seized, illegally drew a tattoo saying “swaggy” alongside a mouse, and wrote “hopefully she would have been a belieber” in a guestbook dedicated to anne frank
this is the most interesting downward spiral i’ve ever seen
this is the police, we have you surrounded. come out with your hands on your head, then your shoulders, okay good now knees and toes knees and toes.
Scientists uncover “teleportation particle” in Russian meteor
Russian scientists believe that they have found a particle in the fragments of the recent meteor over Russia that could contain “the answers to teleportation”.
Leading spacial scientist Vladislav Gorokhin, of Moscow State University, and his team of 12 professional technicians have been studying the recent meteor since it crashed in Chelyabinsk city on February 15th 2013. Gorokhin and his team found traces of a particle that they believe is a key component of the “disappearing” element in black holes.
Gorokhin states “The particle, we believe, could lead to many scientific breakthroughs. We are investigating methods into which this element could be used. It is evidence of dark matter which, under the wrong control, could trigger minor black holes. We believe this particle could lead to new, cutting-edge science. It is possible that we could be close to discovering the secrets of matter disposal- even teleportation”.
I just cried a little.
this is the best thing I’ve read all year
i made it up
“i don’t deserve you”
“you’re not allowed to say that”